~Tuesday's thoughts~

~i really had these thoughts on a tuesday. Ask Loose and blame MTN and their rationing of BIS~

~ M.I. has fallen my hand. Big time. Like heartbroken type falling of hand. Kilode. Ahan nau. Se na like dis we go de dey. (That last bit was for special effect. Just like drumming on a bottle is used to create special effects in Naija movies)~

~ I will comment my reserve about enough is enough. *insert kanye shrug* then *insert messi shrug* I'm not saying its not a good thing, but let's be reminded that change comes from within. O dear rallyerian( my word) have you paid your taxes? Do u bribe police cos your car papers are outdated or incomplete? Or do you bribe nepa to connect u to another street's power line? Lemme not even go on and on about this. U get my point~

~ I am such a music ashewo. Remember 2 weeks ago when it was T-Pain's reverse cowgirl? Now its Usher's OMG. As in omg mehn. If I should dance to this song in a club, I reckon someone would do to me what I will do to Tuface if I see him. See two entries below~

~ If I kolobi your sister, if I dance with deborah(implication). Tuface should organise a competition. The first non-idoma girl to get the lyrics to this song correctly will scratch his turtle. I'll put a knife to @blazeotokpa 's neck till he teaches them to me. And I'll win~

~ If I win, there will be no need for niceties. I will throw him over my shoulder (captain caveman style) saying ooga booga and run away with him~

~ If you don't know captain cavemaaaaaaan, then you were either an atutupoyoyo as a kid or you were jehova witness(which is a really good thing with all the evil on tv these days. Look how I turned out! I think in queens english. Lugubrious (see entry below)~

~ thaz how I watched one speaker of the house of reps and let's just say I am dead. As in flatlined. I don't know his name, but all I'll say is that this is a macabre dance( assuming that's what he said).the english was wrapped in a thick bini accent. Anyways, I've decided that if anyone shells on twitter again, I won't say gbagaun. It'll be lugubrious~

~ LWKMD~

~ I detest users. Especially in cases where it is not symbiotic (yex box. I know englees and I did biology in school) if we r not chopping eachother means you're only chopping me and it makes me a big fool. I am not a fool~

~ I take back what I said about the german. Thing is I really don't know.~

~ Why are people so hung up on the fact that they get gbagauned on twirra. Izits my faultes that your engleeses is poor? If you shell, I will say...you got it...lugubrious~

~ Does fucking more than 10people before you're 25 make you a hoe and unsuitable for marraige? God help us all that the society that will live in has seen fit to produce such~

~ Your girlfriend had better be a virgin. Your mum had better have been a virgin. Cos there's no difference between 1 and 10. ~

~ Premarital sex is sin~

~ I have no idea what to wear to work this wednesday morning. And I think I'll be late~

~ Peaze n tinz~

P.s, also, the boy also said girl§ that look for boys with big dicks are hoes. My judgement? He's pulling a two incher and Lenny's sex tips can't help him. (iKid, iKid :|)